6 September 2010, 4:19 pm
Other rappers are comprehensible, not me First on the mic, MC Confusing! I took a piss on my nut sack and called it Jack Black It's a fact I got more rhymes then Zach Braff takin' a nap I attack mothafuckas wearin' purple backpacks And I snack on towel racks to take a shit on your track Yeah you whack, ‘cause everybody understands what you say But when I get on the mic, I make milk outta clay And I play air guitar with a tube of toothpaste Then I say karate pencil case and put it on tape Yo, I'm MC Insecure, what's up? I really don't think that I'm good enough To be rhyming on this track 'cause my lyrics suck All my verses fall flat like a hockey puck It took me seven months to write the first part of my verse And now I got nothin' left so I'll pretend that I got hurt (Owww! I think I sprained my ankle You guys go ahead and finish the song without me) Yo, MC Amnesia up in this bitch Woke up five days ago lyin' in a ditch Didn't know who I was, I couldn't remember shit Apparently somethin' happened that was traumatic I used to have more rhymes, but I can't remember them Seriously, I'm freakin' out, I can't remember anything! What’s my mothafukin' name? (Seriously does anyone know what my name is?) Yo I'm MC Public Urination, what what? I take a fukin' piss on the fukin' sidewalk Anytime, anyplace, I just wipe out my cock And empty my bladder while you mothafuckas watch! You other MCs can't handle this shit You’re just a little bitch afraid to pee in public You run to a toilet everytime you have to piss Yo, fuck that shit, I just wipe out ma dick Yo, MC Fatigue, yeah, that's me Every time I grab the mic I fukin' fall asleep zzzzzz I'm the guy who sings the chorus (It breaks up the song) My part is kinda boring (I wish that I could go home) But they're paying me to sing the chorus (And I really need the cash) ‘Cause I'm unemployed at the moment (Just moved back in with my dad) Yo, I'm MC Doesn't Know What Irony Is Walked up to a girl and I gave her a kiss She said, “Let's go to your place, I'll suck your dick” I said, “Hell yeah bitch, that's so ironic” Yo, I'm MC Gets Side-Tracked Easily My rhymes are bad-ass like Gandolfini You know, he’s known for the Sopranos, but he’s also in movies Like Get Shorty and Terminal Velocity Which I didn’t really like ‘cause I don’t like Charlie Sheen Well I guess in Hot Shots, he was kinda funny But I prefer Leslie Nielsen in the Naked Gun You know who else was in that movie? O.J. Simpson Which is kinda weird, knowing what he did after that Wait, what was I saying? I think I got side-tracked. Yo I'm MC Lethal Weapon 1, 2 & 3 I really like those movies, but the 4th disappointed me Danny Glover, Mel Gibson and Joe Pesci Why did they have to make a 4th? They had a perfect trilogy! MC Lethal Weapon 4, that's me I disagree with MC Lethal Weapon 1, 2 & 3 Although I agree that it is a ground-breaking trilogy The 4th was also good together with Chris Rock and Jet Li! Yo, I'm MC Shits My Pants Frequently It usually happens when I'm walkin' down the street Or when I'm hanging out with some fly-ass hoes There we go Thank god I brought a change of clothes Yo, I'm the MC with the final verse I'm supposed to sum up everything you heard But muthafuckas, I don't really have the time So fuck that and come back to the Chorus Guy [Chorus-Chorus Guy] I’m still singing the chorus (Thank god we’re almost done) I hate singing the chorus (Such a boring fukin' job) I'm gonna take my 40 bucks (That's what they paying me) And I'm gonna go get really drunk (Masturbate then go to sleep)... Read More »
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